You may think John Kasich is a distant third out of three in the GOP presidential race, but John Kasich knows better:

But wait — it gets even better. For you see, not only is Kasich the right choice, but he’s also the inevitable one. Says who, you ask? Says some guy at the Huffington Post:

Oh, well then. He’s got this in the bag!

Hey, you have to take whatever you can get!