That’s really good advice. Unfortunately, in Amanda Marcotte’s case, it falls on deaf ears. Which is why she blesses Twitter with gems like this:

https://twitter.com/AmandaMarcotte/status/699280483268567040

Oh, honey. No.

https://twitter.com/samueld_james/status/699307825865039872

We’re feeling pretty generous today. So we’ll give her points for creativity.

For intellect? Not so much.

https://twitter.com/brandonholder/status/699291859152031744

https://twitter.com/JohnBurtner/status/699281550572134400

https://twitter.com/DCToddM/status/699280931643858944

https://twitter.com/roguestateomind/status/699308977847463936

https://twitter.com/CrankyGordon/status/699312434054635521

Oh, and by the way, Amanda:

https://twitter.com/JustEric/status/699291857612836865

https://twitter.com/Chris_Clukey/status/699283773033181184