In case you missed the big news that really wasn’t news, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that he’s “proud to be gay”:

While most of us were busy going on with our lives, Markos Moulitsas was trying to think of a way to use the news to smear conservatives. This is what he came up with:

He’ll be here all week, folks. Don’t forget to tip your waitress!

Yep, just like that!

Eh, research is for suckers. Right, Markos?

https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/527844376681398272

https://twitter.com/graber429/status/527844741271281664

https://twitter.com/Chris_Clukey/status/527844403457826817

https://twitter.com/Ross_Pollack/status/527845741658910720

https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/527845112353538049

https://twitter.com/Matthops82/status/527845465824317440

Actual GOPers? No. He’s got a better source:

https://twitter.com/darthlevin/status/527845575082131458

Exactly.

Yes, Markos. Please do. Jerk.

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