Well, the numbers are in, and they’re pretty ugly. From the beginning of January 2014 to the end of March, GDP rose by a paltry 0.1 percent. Economists had expected to see at least one percent growth. Whoops.

That’s actually the basic gist of the White House’s take on things:

https://twitter.com/AaronBlakeWP/status/461515591077994496

That explains everything!

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/461515849527214080

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/461522408172969985

https://twitter.com/LoganDobson/status/461516583626891265

Blame it on anything but the Obama administration’s horrendous economic policy.

Well, yeah. But Reagan didn’t have to contend with climate change like President Obama does!

https://twitter.com/chelseagrunwald/status/461523192516186113

https://twitter.com/DANEgerus/status/461518422551961600

Evidently the weather machine only functions within U.S. borders:

Because apparently they don’t have winter up there.

Pretty brutal, no doubt.

At least some individual states dealing with chilly temps made out OK:

https://twitter.com/ScottLofquist/status/461516161973096450

But let’s be honest:

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/461531005661487104

Heh. Meanwhile:

We’d better take pre-emptive actions now!

https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/461527918259490816

https://twitter.com/JDtheBard/status/461529536362864640