NBC’s Olympics ratings are officially in the toilet.

While common sense would suggest that NBC take a step back and do some introspection, the network has evidently decided instead to just lean into giving as many people as possible as many reasons as possible not to touch NBC with a ten-foot pole.

Check out their Super Bowl plans:

Are you sure about this, NBC? Don’t you think it might be too much excitement for Super Bowl Sunday?

Slide forward any more and you’ll fall off.

Aren’t they always?

Blech.

It’s probably best just to stay away from NBC altogether.

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