For a lot of people, Christmas basically starts the day after Halloween.

And that means that for a lot of people, it’s also time for the annual Christmas tradition of coughing up tiresome, grating takes on Jesus.

On November 1, a popular anti-racist troll known as Fifty Shades of Whey offered up this gem:

Progressive Pastor John Pavlovitz must’ve seen that and figured he could do even better:

Much original. Such groundbreaking.

Like, wow.

Pavlovitz et al. literally can’t help themselves.

John Pavlovitz seems to think he knows a lot about Jesus:

 

Maybe John should cool it with the Jesus takes for a while.

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