Punxsutawney Joe Biden briefly ventured out today (well, eventually) to fill Americans in on how great things are going.

Yes, judging by the reactions we saw yesterday, the public is just thrilled about the mandates!

That sounds pretty good, actually. Not sure what that means for vaccine mandates, though.

Moving on to more important things:

And evidently Joe Biden’s number one priority is getting the hell out of the room as fast as he possibly can:

Sounds like a plan, Joe!

Almost!

Essentially.

Maybe Jennifer Rubin can tackle that one.

Brandon is going … going … gone.

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