David Hogg hates a lot of things: guns, Republicans, business savvy, and decent grammar.

But above all, he hates incompetence. Just ask him:

Duly noted.

It’s OK to be critical of yourself, David, but self-loathing really isn’t healthy.

We can’t even begin to imagine.

David’s quite adept at self-owns, at least. So he’s got that going for him.