Something really, really strange is happening.

See, Florida has a Republican governor, while New York’s governor is a Democrat. That means Floridians are all dead from COVID19, and New Yorkers are immune.

At least, that’s what we’ve been told it means. But right now, we’re very confused:

How … how is that possible? There’s really only one explanation:

Just call him Ron the Relentless.

Ron DeSantis is a menace to society.

Don’t worry. We’re not letting Christina Pushaw off the hook, either. What monsters!

Or maybe, just maybe, it’s the ghouls who have been rabidly politicizing COVID19 who are the monsters.

Maybe, just maybe, suggesting that some people have illness or death coming to them because of their state’s political makeup is wrong.

Gov. DeSantis certainly deserves an apology. But if we were him, we wouldn’t hold our breath for one.