As we told you, CNN anchor John Berman didn’t even try to contain his excitement over 14-year-old Fiona from Vermont flipping off protesters outside her school.

Unfortunately for CNN, apparently that sort of quality programming hasn’t translated into higher ratings:

You hate to see it.

A damn shame.

They need Donald Trump now more than ever.

We shudder to think.

Depends on how much money advertisers are willing to toss into the money pit, we suppose.