Canada has some great qualities. Maple syrup, for one! Who doesn’t love maple syrup?

But there are some things about Canada that aren’t so great. Like Justin Trudeau.

In addition to enjoying the occasional bit of brownface, Trudeau is also a big fan of pandering to anyone who will listen. Case in point:

“The conservatives don’t talk about that in their lengthy platform.” Well, can you blame them? Who the hell would put “she-cession” and “she-covery” into their platform and expect to ever be taken seriously on anything?

Piers Morgan isn’t right about much, but he’s right about this.

We’re not sure he does either, to be quite honest.

Good luck with all that, Canada.