It’s been a while since we checked in on Al Sharpton. Probably because he’s annoying.

But apparently he’s been very busy lately.

Busy not paying off his debts from his failed 2004 presidential campaign, that is:

Al Sharpton still owes nearly $1 million, just from his presidential campaign?

If you’re Al Sharpton, you can!

You could knock us over with a feather right now.

He’s definitely resisted paying for stuff.

Throw it on the pile.

Not even after pigs take to the sky and hell freezes over.