With Joe Biden at the helm, Bill Kristol can finally feel good about being an American again.

It’s great to have you back on Team America, Bill!

We thought “America First” was racist and xenophobic. Oh, wait. That was when Donald Trump was president. Never mind.

No, he didn’t. Bill’s being completely serious.

Which is why we can’t take him seriously.


If this is Joe Biden putting America first, we’d like to know what Joe Biden putting America second or last looks like.