“All the news that’s fit to print.”

That might be the most famous newspaper slogan out there, and it belongs to the New York Times.

And we’re thinking it might be time for an update:

If someone could please invent a time machine that could send us back to before that story and tweet were written, we’d be eternally grateful.

OK, that’s true.

Let’s not go there, please.

We don’t care, and we’re annoyed that the New York Times thinks we do. That’s very presumptuous of them, and also just plain wrong.

If that person actually exists, we need to find them and make them go to their room until they’ve thought about what they’ve done.

We’d be fine with less Lena Dunham news.