Great news, everyone! According to the CDC, it’s totally safe for fully vaccinated people to travel within the U.S.!

Thank goodness. Finally, a concrete health and travel advisory from the CDC. No more contradictions. No more about-faces. Just solid, hard-and-fast guidance.

No, no! This time it’s different! This time, they’re absolutely sur— oh:

So, basically:

That would certainly seem to be the case, yes.

If the CDC wanted to appear disorganized and incompetent, what would they be doing differently?

The wrong person.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

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