Man, that story about Ted Cruz and his family abandoning their dog Snowflake for Cancun really blew up, didn’t it? Never mind that it wasn’t true. It’s been making its way around the internet and has made it all the way up to none other than Hillary Clinton.

And Hillary, as is her wont, is running with it:

Get it? Ted Cruz, like all Republicans, is bad and hates dogs.

Totally! Except not at all.

You mean, because #ObamaAteADog? Get over it, Hillary. You lost.

Snort.

Seriously, though, this is so embarrassing, Hillary.

But since we’re here, we might as well have fun with it, too.

Uh-oh!

And what about Hillary Clinton? Talk about people you wouldn’t trust with your dog!

Geez.

Definitely.

Stay away from our dogs, Hillary. Just … stay away.