Robinhood hasn’t been having the best week, what with preventing The People from buying certain stocks that hedge funders don’t want them to buy.

Could it get any worse for them?

Well, if it does, they sure could use someone who could help to smooth things over:

What an opportunity! They must be getting bombarded with résumés and cover letters!

It seems like it’s pretty safe to assume that Robinhood is sh*tting itself today.

Best of luck to all applicants!