Having solved all other problems, House and Senate Democrats can get back to the business of tanking the U.S. economy.

It’s nice that they want to stick to what they’re good at.

And that they don’t want to waste any time:

Wow! $15! Congratulations, America. Poverty is solved!

But why should we have to wait til 2025?

And a $15 minimum wage? What’s that about?

Why not set your sights higher still, Briahna?

And even more for those unwilling to work!

Oh well. It’ll be worth it because everyone will be rich! Just you wait and see!