In case you missed it, Nancy Pelosi was re-elected yesterday as House Speaker. Not exactly a shocker, given that Democrats are gluttons for punishment.

And speaking of gluttons for punishment, let’s see what Bill Kristol’s been up to.

You’ll no doubt be surprised to see that he wholeheartedly — and unironically — endorses House Dems’ choice:

We’ll have what he’s having.

If he’s not sure where to look for it, we’ve got a pretty good idea.

Womp-womp.

Right? At least we’d be able to give him props for finally being honest with everyone.

But we’re not going to hold our breath.

Bingo.

As long as there are people out there willing to fall for it, Bill’s gonna be juuuuust fine.