No matter which political party has the keys to the White House, it’s nice to know that we’ll always be able to count on Vox senior correspondent Ian Millhiser for a stupid SCOTUS take.

And today, as usual, he did not disappoint.

After countless hours of self-flagellation, Millhiser suddenly finds himself in the awkward position of realizing that Amy Coney Barrett might not, in fact, be the she-devil he told us she was:

Ian here seems to be in the throes of some kind of existential crisis.

What do you do when you wake up one day and realize that you completely botched your prediction for the 4629476594th time?

Snort.

Ha! It is, though. It really is.

But don’t worry. Our dystopian future will still happen. Ian’s calling it now:

Remember you heard it here first.