What words come to mind when you think of Dan Rather?

There are probably quite a few. We’re guessing “competent” and “cool” aren’t among them.

And yet, Rather appears to believe that he’s an expert when it comes to both:

Thanks, Dan.

So rich that Dan could pay off our national debt and still have plenty of money left over.

Just a teeny-tiny one.

Some things never change.

Fake but accurate.