Dear. God.

We never thought we’d see the day when Karen Pence would jeopardize her life and the life of her husband, but here we are.

Thanks to The Hill for bringing this to our attention:

How do the Pences sleep at night?

That’s what they came up with, and we must say, it’s pretty on-brand for them.

No, it’s a married-people thing.

Pretty damn dumb.

And by the way:

Red robes and white hats as far as the eye could see.