Listen up, mostly peaceful protesters. Before you consider fighting for some more justice, here’s what Nancy Pelosi has to say:

Wait a minute … that’s not what she said before … we’re so confused!


Ah, bu it’s never too late for Nancy Pelosi to publicly humiliate herself.

That was then. Things have changed.

And by “things,” we mean “polling numbers.”

Where’d we put our tiny violins?

We’ll remember, all right.

Parting evergreen tweet: