You may think that Portland is going to hell in a handbasket, but that’s only if you look at the footage of Portland going to hell in a handbasket.

Otherwise, it’s a pretty great place. And so kid-friendly!

Just ask Mayor Ted Wheeler:

Wow! So many fun activities for the kids of Portland!

Nothing worth mentioning, apparently.

That’s a hell of a city slogan, no?


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