You may think that Portland is going to hell in a handbasket, but that’s only if you look at the footage of Portland going to hell in a handbasket.
Otherwise, it’s a pretty great place. And so kid-friendly!
Just ask Mayor Ted Wheeler:
Most Portland Parks & Recreation Free Lunch + Play locations will wrap up Thursday. Parents and caregivers can stop by and pick up a FREE meal for the kids and arts and crafts to keep them busy. Great work, @PDXParksandRec ! https://t.co/B6LZIvbf6Z
— Mayor Ted Wheeler (@tedwheeler) August 18, 2020
Wow! So many fun activities for the kids of Portland!
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Cool, cool cool cool. So, anything else going on in your fair city? https://t.co/wQ9FV8RQVe
— I didn't vote for him, so think of a new retort (@jtLOL) August 19, 2020
Nothing worth mentioning, apparently.
Just a heads up folks. I live in the Portland metro area. What Ted fails to tell you, is that petty crime is way up. So when you park your cars to go to these events. You are taking a real risk with your car being broken in to. He then gives these petty thieves Zero Cost bail.
— 3n!gm@ (@3ngm1) August 19, 2020
This is nice for the kids but HEY! Have you heard about the shootings, assaults, etc going on in Portland?
— Tim (@tmmajors) August 19, 2020
— Text Trump to 88022 ✝️??⭐⭐⭐ ?? (@K1erry) August 19, 2020
https://t.co/Bw83vUemBv
Ted a Wheeler's Portland, Oregon— KJR Molon (@KjrMolon) August 19, 2020
— HuntedDuck (@HuntedDuck2) August 19, 2020
Great program!
Why would anybody go to Portland these days? If I owned a business there, I’d close up and move elsewhere !!!— dancersmom5678 (@thelook4kidz) August 19, 2020
Come for the food, leave with a traumatic brain injury. Fun for all
— Kelly Mistry (@KellyMistry333) August 19, 2020
That’s a hell of a city slogan, no?
This looks fun! Does it come with Molotov cocktails and high grade explosives? Seriously though, your city is burning. WTF is wrong with you?
— fidel cashflow (@bobby_jonahhill) August 19, 2020
