The COVID19 crisis has affected a lot of people, including Elon Musk.

He’s become one of the most vocal advocates of reopening the American economy, complete with plenty of ‘Merica-y fist-pumps:

Today, he’s pumping those fists harder than ever:

Cue fireworks.

If people don’t get back their FREEDOM right away, they may at least be able to get their hands on some of Elon Musk’s stuff:

You have our attention, Elon.

If you feel like unloading any of that stock on us, we’ll take it off your hands free of charge.

Give us a call, Elon. We want to help you out.