Finally. COVID19 relief is coming. We can almost taste it …

Well, Nancy Pelosi had another ideas:

Because of course.

Heh.

In all seriousness, though, we’re so far beyond parody at this point, we’re hurtling toward rock-bottom.

Nancy Pelosi’s shenanigans notwithstanding, the bill has passed in the House:

Sorry, Nance. At least you tried.