Hope you didn’t have any plans to wash your hair tonight, because CNN’s got something special planned for you.

Order out something nice and plop yourself down on the couch for a COVID19 town hall!

Tonight’s stars someone who’s neither in office nor has any special medical expertise. That’s right, it’s Joe Biden:

Maybe he’ll elaborate on his big effing plans for confronting COVID19:

Are you stoked? Can you feel the electricity?

Yes, but Orange Man Bad.

Yeah, well, it’s worth it because this is what America needs right now.

Maybe not entirely pointless:

So at least there’s that to look forward to.