Thanks to fears surrounding COVID19, toilet paper’s been getting more and more difficult to come by. It might be time to start thinking about possible alternatives.
The excellent Mossad parody account may have come up with a great one:
Supermarket is out of toilet paper.
You thinking what we're thinking? pic.twitter.com/k4sXUOBhEz
— The Mossad: Elite Parody Division (@TheMossadIL) March 12, 2020
We are now.
— Fred A (@fredericadda) March 12, 2020
— Portharcourt 2nd Son (@Polymat43955419) March 12, 2020
— Falcon (@Falkoonn) March 12, 2020
— Len (@profofacct1) March 12, 2020
???, good one
— Pani M (@PaniM01533936) March 12, 2020
Good question, though:
The t-shirt or the book?
— Magnifico 0.2K ? (@MagnificoIX) March 12, 2020
Guessing either will do. Although we suppose some issues could arise …
Nah. The pages are already full of ?
— Sheldon Meingarten (@smeinga) March 12, 2020
Tried it. Got a rash.
— SteveV (@SteveV23953113) March 12, 2020
Use sandpaper, less abrasive
— heuristic light (@heuristic_light) March 12, 2020