Michael Bloomberg’s presidential campaign may be circling the drain, but El Bloombito is alive and well:
Reporter: You've spent a lot of time in Texas?
El Bloombito: Tejas, we'd say here
Reporter: What'd you say?
Bloombito: That's Spanish for 'Texas'
Reporter: Okay pic.twitter.com/AikiK16k94
— Dan Nguyen (@dancow) March 3, 2020
Orale¡ fellow Tejanos¡ https://t.co/y3fxtmPOQI
— Anang Mittal अनंग मित्तल (@anangbhai) March 3, 2020
¿Cómo están, compañeros españoles? https://t.co/QiElm6LE6v
— neontaster (@neontaster) March 3, 2020
— Barrio Lemieux (@BarrioLemieux) March 3, 2020
— mitrebox (@mitrebox) March 3, 2020
How is he real? https://t.co/Ss3uVqFbM6
— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) March 3, 2020
What fresh hell is this? https://t.co/KgQr1n8hwv
— Jim Antle (@jimantle) March 3, 2020
It’s Michael Bloomberg at his most Michael Bloombergy.
It is Bloomberg's look of mildly irritated befuddlement that she’s not pronouncing it “Tejas” that makes this exchange magic. Like, “didn’t you read the memo about how things are down here?" pic.twitter.com/ZDSGdARMTt
— Jim Geraghty (@jimgeraghty) March 3, 2020
Michael Bloomberg and Michael Scott have the same energy: pic.twitter.com/s6ztx9lt7h
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) March 3, 2020
— lief (@foliage02) March 3, 2020
“Sí! Mi amo Senor Pendejo! Mi casa es Texas!” https://t.co/hSEIxPM2m8
— Jordan Woodward (@WildlandJoker) March 3, 2020
White liberals, amirite? https://t.co/xGZtMgZrvA
— Oh THAT Guy (@NathanWurtzel) March 3, 2020
They’re something, all right.
I feel like Mike really gets me as a Texan after watching this pic.twitter.com/uw9R60vQ3H
— Jessica Fletcher (@heckyessica) March 3, 2020
Mike Bloomberg is so authentic — sorry, auténtico — it hurts.
— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥 (@senatorshoshana) March 3, 2020