Having solved all other problems, failed presidential candidate and current New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has time to tackle another issue that really matters to New Yorkers.

But this particular issue is so serious, so potentially devastating, that de Blasio can’t confront it alone. He needs help. But who? Who’s the right messenger for this?

Well, when the serious issue is idling cars, there’s only one man who can help him drive the message home:

Oh. Oh.

Sadly, we do. We wish we didn’t. Because it’s just really, really sad.

If anyone needs us, we’ll be cringing with ourse-elves.

How is Bill de Blasio a real mayor, much less a real person?

Priorities.