You’ve got to hand it to Amy McGrath: It takes some serious self-confidence to go out there and pretend you actually have a shot at beating Cocaine Mitch McConnell. She seems pretty sure that she’s got what it takes to take down the Grim Reaper.

Where does that confidence come from? Well, she gets her three kids ready for school:

That’s awesome and everything … but what does that have to do with defeating Mitch McConnell?


What we haven’t done is compare our kids to someone we regularly depict as evil.

But OK.

She gets points for creativity, we guess.

No kidding.