Brian Stelter ostensibly hosts “Reliable Sources” to get input from reliable sources, but it should be clear to anyone that no source is more reliable than Brian Stelter himself. So when he puts together a list of requirements for loyalty to the Republican Party and to Donald Trump, you know you’re in for some crackerjack journalism:

He worked really hard on that, you guys.

The seriousest.

Should we make a list, too, Brian? Because we can.

We’re sure he’s got a list of that stuff, too.