Earlier this year, the Washington Free Beacon’s Alex Griswold put together a fantastic supercut reimagining the 2020 Democratic presidential candidates as Michael Scott quotes:

We figured that would be tough to top. And we were right. But dammit if this thread from Lutheran pastor and Federalist senior contributor Hans Fiene isn’t up to the challenge:

Sit back and enjoy:

And last (and quite possibly least):

Perfection.