Last night, Democratic presidential hopefuls did the unthinkable: they came for Barack Obama. Neera Tanden can’t quite believe it. After all, Barack Obama, like Mary Poppins, is practically perfect in every way:

Duly noted, Neera. Clearly you are a very serious person who should be taken very seriously.

Neither do we.

And we’re OK with that.



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