In case you missed it โ€” and you probably did, because let’s face it: who would care about this? โ€” singer Grimes recently claimed to have undergone experimental surgery to remove part of her eyeball to eliminate “all blue light from [her] vision.”

If only she’d run it by GOP Rep. Dan Crenshaw first, she could’ve saved herself a lot of trouble:

Have we mentioned that Dan Crenshaw is awesome?