In case you missed it — and you probably did, because let’s face it: who would care about this? — singer Grimes recently claimed to have undergone experimental surgery to remove part of her eyeball to eliminate “all blue light from [her] vision.”
If only she’d run it by GOP Rep. Dan Crenshaw first, she could’ve saved herself a lot of trouble:
Trust me, it doesn’t work.
Grimes claims she removed part of her eyeball to 'cure seasonal depression' https://t.co/0prbozghyq
— Dan Crenshaw (@DanCrenshawTX) July 17, 2019
Have we mentioned that Dan Crenshaw is awesome?
— Swovie (@SwoverH) July 17, 2019
Well played sir
— Roger M (@defiantcanuck) July 17, 2019
*spit take* https://t.co/p5xXzvmtlN
— Senate Popular VotEEE (@EEElverhoy) July 18, 2019
Omg, you made me spit my tea ??
— LMShed (@TraveLynn) July 17, 2019
— Nick (@OrangeJello23) July 17, 2019
God, you’re so freakin great!!
— Susan S W (@mswaller48) July 17, 2019
— Kelly (@Kellykoop) July 17, 2019
? You’re awesome!! ? Laughter is truly the best medicine.
— ?☔️Nancy Faust☔️? (@nancy_faust) July 17, 2019