If you’ve never heard of Hesham Mansour, you’ve really been missing out. He’s got a blue checkmark, so Twitter thinks his takes are more important than regular people’s. Clearly they’re right, as we should definitely be more aware of stuff like this:

Well, that’s certainly a tweet. Over 800,000 people follow this Egyptian alleged writer-comedian on Twitter … is that tweet supposed to be a joke? If so, it’s not terribly amusing.

This does seem to a chronic thing with him:

Yikes.

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Update:

Here are some more of Mansour’s greatest hits: