Few things are more delicious than watching progressives devour themselves. So now would be a good time to stock up on napkins.

As Twitchy told you over the weekend, feminist flag waver Jessica Valenti took Alyssa Milano to task over the latter’s proposed “sex strike” to protest abortion laws. But why should Valenti have all the fun? Shannon Watts, who normally encourages and relishes any opportunity to boycott something, also took a big crap on Milano’s idea:

And Alyssa wasn’t down with Watts calling her out:

We never thought we’d say this, but Watts actually came off as  … kind of rational in her response:

When you’re too hysterical for even Shannon Watts, you know you’re in trouble.