Hear ye, hear ye! Her Majesty Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has issued a proclamation Direct Action to help us all be better subjects citizens:

Where to begin? This seems like a good place to start:

You can tell AOC really thought this through.

How does she reconcile this Direct Action with her Green New Deal? Is she trying to hasten the death of our planet?

That’s just icing on the cake.

Ooo, can we get in on that?

Now that sounds like good advice.

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