Kirsten Gillibrand will never be cool, but she’s not about to let something like that stop her from trying:


Heh. In all seriousness, though, could this get any more painful? Actually yes:

You’re definitely better off keeping your money.

We actually might respect her somewhat if she’d just accept that she’s a total square. But the only thing she’ll win with this exercise in self-delusion is our pity.

Can’t wait to see what she’s got lined up for tomorrow.