In the immediate aftermath of the tragic Notre Dame fire, there was no shortage of white-hot takes about the celebrated Gothic cathedral. Apparently BuzzFeed’s spent the past almost-two weeks crafting their own late entry to the hot take dance party:

Two people actually pooled their collective brainpower to write that piece. Welp.

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