Wanna see a ratio? BuzzFeed “world editor” Miriam Elder’s got what you’re looking for, thanks to this scorching-hot take on the deadly Sri Lanka terror attack:

Welp.

Is it ever:

And it couldn’t be happening to a nicer gal.

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