You know why April Fools’ Day sucks? Because of stuff like this:

Until he confirms one way or another, we’re forced to sit here and wonder if James Comey is serious about running for office. And that is just the absolute worst.

This much is for certain:

We’ve never really agreed with David Klion on anything, but we’ll be damned if he’s not right about that.

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Update:

Shocking no one (we hope), Comey has confirmed that this was just his idea of an April Fools’ Day joke:

Aspiring president or not, he really is just insufferable.