So, it seems that nasty college student who ambushed a pregnant Chelsea Clinton at the Christchurch vigil on Friday has finally decided to apologize. No, not for what she did to Clinton, but for old racist and homophobic tweets:

Here’s the full thread so you know just how sorry she is:

She wants to be “held accountable” for the stuff she wrote in high school, but not for her words and actions as an ostensible adult. Yeah, she’s definitely sincerely sorry.

Seriously. She hasn’t contributing anything positive to society as far as we can tell.

She might as well. Even if she’s off Twitter, she’ll always have a home at BuzzFeed.



Our bad. Turns out @vivafalastin did indeed address that tweet about Israel late last night: