David Corn was just minding his own business and doing his business in a Phoenix airport bathroom when he saw something that profoundly affected him:

This sounds serious, you guys.

What, you mean you don’t think dudes pooping in Phoenix have better things to do than draw obscene AOC art?

Ha!

For real, a photo would probably boost Corn’s bottomed-out credibility at least a little bit. If he has no evidence of the graffiti, we’ll be forced to speculate about what it said.

That would be pretty obscene … but we’re not sure anything could offend David Corn’s sensibilities any more than this:

Perfect.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with an additional tweet.

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Update:

Phoenix Sky Harbor would like to see the “graffiti” for themselves:

Hope David wrote that info down somewhere.

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Update: