Hey, did you all know that the answer to all of society’s problems has been right here in front of us this whole time? All we needed was Kirsten Gillibrand to point it out to us:

It all sounds so simple, and — dare we say — too good to be true. Probably because it is. Only it’s not even that good. It’s just staggeringly naïve and stupid.

Yeah, this is definitely a policy that should be instituted on a national scale!

But it sounds good … and isn’t that what really matters?

Of course it is. But we’d expect nothing less from Kirsten Gillibrand.