Remember the other night at the State of the Union Address when all those Democratic women wore white? Well, Philadelphia Inquirer lifestyle columnist Elizabeth Wellington, for one, couldn’t get enough of their stunning bravery:

Elizabeth Wellington, have you met Elizabeth Wellington?

Ms. Wellington certainly isn’t. Check these out, too:

Those Melania Trump and Hillary Clinton columns were written less than two weeks apart, by the way. What a difference a (D) makes, huh?

Almost!

Not that we can see.