Looking for surefire way to get Democrats to stop blathering? All you’ve gotta do is bring up a scandal implicating one of their own and they clam up.

Just look at what happened when Democratic Sen. Dick Durbin was asked to comment on the sexual assault allegations against Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax:

How do you like that?

It’s definitely got potential.

Look at him go!

Oh, but surely he can.

Ahem:

But since Durbin doesn’t want to talk about this, there’s obviously only one conclusion we can draw: