Earlier today, Iowahawk shared some advice for those still trying to settle on a New Year’s resolution:

Sounds pretty tempting. Unless you’re Bill Kristol, apparently:

Is he saying that tweeters in general have chosen to reject an opportunity to be less obnoxious? Or that he personally is rejecting it?

Given Kristol’s transformation into a strange and often bitter shell of what he used to be, don’t be surprised if the latter is indeed the case.

If this was an attempt at a joke, it was a pretty weird one.

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional text.