As Twitchy told you, TIME has boldly chosen journalists — sorry, “Guardians” in “the War on Truth” — as their Person of the Year.

Unfortunately their own journalists couldn’t be bothered to do a little basic journalism before making their selection:

To be fair, it’s hard to focus on the truth when you’re so busy mooning over yourself.

And speaking of self-reverence, we’d actually have a little more respect for them if they’d just acknowledged their narcissism and gone with a more honest cover. A cover like this:

That would be honest journalism.