If anyone out there can out-Laura-Loomer Laura Loomer, it’s Brian and Ed Krassenstein. The Resistance Bros recently decided to parody Loomer’s self-aggrandizing — and ridiculously offensive — handcuff stunt with a handcuff stunt of their own.
Unfortunately for them, it’s hard to parody someone else when you’re already such a parody yourselves:
Since Laura Loomer can handcuff herself to the Twitter building, we decided to handcuff ourselves to each other.
— Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) November 30, 2018
Well, that’s 15 minutes we’ll never get back.
You guys are a hoot ?
— Prplehazprincess (@Prplhaze101) November 30, 2018
An unintentional one? You bet.
This makes little sense to me
— Beetle Juice (@sleemkruzz) December 1, 2018
… So it’s par for the course with the Krassensteins.
You’re so woke https://t.co/ZH7ZsdfCPj
— Christmas Red ? (@jswifty250) December 3, 2018
These guys definitely sword fight https://t.co/cqhQCOmktp
— Quotron (@Quotron_) December 3, 2018
Only with foam swords. Resistance LARPing is totally a thing, right?
Oh wow, you guys are major losers.
Everything makes perfect sense now.
— Jefferson Brunswick (@Midwest_Law_Guy) December 1, 2018
Just when I think you guys couldn't be any dumber you go and do something like this; and totally prove me wrong.
— northclickboy (@chadwhitfield5) December 3, 2018
God you two are dumb
— Aaron Grove (@AaronGrove10) November 30, 2018
Dumb is right. They should know better than anyone that handcuffs are no joke:
You two are going to wind up in handcuffs for Ponzi schemes
— Mr magical Majestic miracle (@Mrniceg66977890) November 30, 2018